i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

  • one character to another: i'm with you until the end
  • me: oh
  • me: oh no
  • me: oh god
  • me: oh i'm in trouble
  • original-plastic:

    Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.